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Everything Is the Guide’s Fault

The Secret Life of Guides
They get paid to climb mountains and raft whitewater. But guiding isn’t all a dream—not with whiny clients, lousy tips, and the occasional colleague pranking you in a gorilla suit.
Outside Magazine
By: Christopher Solomon Apr 30, 2015

Chris Dombrowski, 39
Fishing Guide in Montana; author of Body of Water

On my first day, I took this couple down the Big Hole in Montana. The husband had a fly-rod outfit, but the woman had nothing. I had only one combo, but I said, “You can borrow my rod and reel for the day.” We fished through the morning and stopped to eat lunch on a high bank overlooking this nice run, so we could see if fish were rising. We got back in the boat after lunch and pulled away from the bank, and I said, “OK, cast to this left bank near the grass.” And the woman said, “Where’s my rod?” And I said, “What do you mean?” And she said, “Well, I just leaned it against the boat at lunch.” I started booking it upstream to see if the rod was still there, but of course it was gone, swept away in the river.

When I got back to the fly shop, I complained to my boss. He said, “If a guy falls in the river because he’s drunk, it’s your fault. If a woman gets lost in the woods while she takes a piss, it’s your fault. And if someone loses your rod, it’s your fault.” In our business, there’s a lot of truth in that.

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